Almost Daily Cat Haiku

I took the weekend off. I think that’s ok. I ate a lot of cookies. That is probably less ok.

Whenever possible, start your week off with a cat.

If you do not have a cat, reach out to your local branch of the Cat Distribution Network, and the universe will assign you to one.

If you still cannot begin your week with a cat, large quantities of caffeinated beverage are an adequate substitution.