Almost Daily Cat Haiku

Before you ask, yes, the tunnel on the left has teeth. It’s a shark. And it crinkles.

Bruni (right) likes to lay in wait in either of the two tunnels until an unsuspecting sibling walks past, then he “attacks”. His attacks mostly consist of bolting out of his hidey-hole at approximately mach 27 and then ubruptly stopping and standing there looking proud as the target sometimes runs away. Mostly they stare at him, perplexed, until he saunters away to the other end of the tunnel to reset his diabolical trap.

Bruni is special.

To be fair, I will watch him do this for hours. And that makes me pretty darn special, too.

Have a weekend, everyone. Haiku return Monday, same cat time, same cat channel.