Almost Daily Cat Haiku

There are moments, more than I should probably admit, in which I know the cats have a higher purpose, one we mere humans are not privy to. If their goal is world domination, I beg them, do it. In my best Arnold voice: “DO IT. DO IT NOW”.  But, alas, the human race is destined to self-rule and, therefore, doomed.  Humanity will proudly stoke the very fire that boils the cauldron we’ve cast ourselves into. But for now, the broth is still tepid, and we are not yet soup, and we have cats. I do not know why they have bestown themselves upon us, but I am eternally grateful. As I now apologize for my wayward obtrusion, I can only hope the cats will take me with when the mother ship arrives to take them home.

And, oh. Hey. Sorry for not having one of these up yesterday. I was really busy forgetting to do it.

I’m going to spend today (and the next 10 days) preparing for La Fiesta de Día de Acción de Gracias!!! I hope you have exciting plans too.