Almost Daily Cat Haiku

I am dying of the plague.

Well, actually, it’s the flu.

And, I’m not dying.

But I am miserable.

If you have not yet had the flu this season, please pay me a visit so that I may share with you this beautiful gift that my own family has bestown upon me. Why, it’s better than painting a fence!

But seriously. This sucks. Stay the hell away from me.

Go wash your hands. And drink some water. And if you think you may be sick, stay the fuck home.