Almost Daily Cat Haiku

Hello, faithful readers.

Before you start yelling at me. I have a perfectly valid reason for abandoning you all for the last two weeks or so.

I was being lazy.

But today, I am “doing the things” and perhaps I will even “be productive” (but let’s not hold our breaths on that). And to celebrate this momentous… um… moment. I have an angry cat!

It is, of course, my fault, dear little FlooferNoofer is angry. I forcefully abducted her from the tranquility of her home. And she wasn’t even trying to be the leader of Venezuela. And now she is in the hands of qualified and super nice professional pet people, so anything disagreeable that occurs from this point on is their fault. Not mine. And then I will bring her home and once again be the hero!!

Enjoy your Saturday, everyone.