Almost Daily Cat Haiku

Yes. Sweatpants. I didn’t name her, but I would be proud to say I had, because that is an awesome cat name.

I should also add a footnote, because while the vast majority of humans cannot have Mistress Sweatpants, there is one who can. And she is patiently waiting for them. And I get to enjoy her company while she waits. And that is awesome. And it’s even more awesomer because her name is SWEATPANTS!!!!