Why isn’t there any people-nip? Sure, we have all kinds of substances designed or discovered to alter the senses, body, and mind. But they always require some form of ingestion. Why don’t humans get a plant we can just roll around in to make us happy? Why can’t we just stuff a pillow full of special leaves and stone ourselves to sleep just by rubbing our face against it? How come we always gotta eat the magic leaves. Or smoke them. Or distill them into a crystalline substrate that can be pulverized into fine powder and then inhaled through the nose? It’s just not fair.
Interestingly adjacent info, my five year old niece learned the word “mental health” today. It’s good to get an early start, I suppose.
Anywho. Have a day.
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