Almost Daily Cat Haiku

Another Haiku from Soggy Sox III. If you recall, Soggy Sox III is not my cat, and Soggy Sox III is is not their real name. But I cannot remember their real name, and their human did not offer a correction when last I Haikued them. So now they are permanently Soggy Sox III.

I too, would like sometimes to hide in a basket. But I would need a really big basket. There is a really big basket available for purchase east of Columbus Ohio, off highway 16. But at eight and a half million dollars, it is slightly out of my basket-budget. I would ask all you loyal fans and friends and family to pitch in a couple bucks, but I am pretty sure I do not have enough fans or friends or family to raise the necessary capital. Maybe I could find richer fans…

I don’t think that basket would actually be as cozy as the one Soggy Sox III occupies. But I do think it would make a cool Bed & Breakfast. It’s bigger than it looks, there would totally be enough room to build out a commercial kitchen and add a banquet room or two. And it sits on twenty-something acres, so there’d be room to add a pool and koi pond, and wedding chapel, and an amphitheater.

So now I need a little more money for architects, and permits, and construction, and landscaping, and advertising, and operating costs for probably a year maybe eighteen months. Better make it an even twenty mil.

Ok! I’m gonna go ask Bezos and Zuck for a grant. You all have a wonderful Wednesday. Take a nap if you need it. Don’t forget to have a snack. And spend some time in your favorite basket.