Almost Daily Cat Haiku

I Haikued yesterday, but never posted it. I didn’t even write a blurble. I would like to apologize to Mr Figgs, of course. He was looking forward to this Haiku, and he didn’t even complain when 9am came and went without a glimpse of it. He’s such a good boy.

And to all my devoted fans; I am sorry I let you down, you both deserve better.

I know you must be disappointed, maybe even angry. Luckily, I have indemnified myself against recourse here with that adverbial qualifier in my title. That’s right; “almost” means I can skip days without repercussion. At least not legal repercussion. Feline repercussion is possible. The cats get a little persnickity when I miss a day. Last time I did, someone barfed in my shoe. I’m pretty sure it was a cat.

But today I have Haikued! Well, technically I Haikued this yesterday. But I’m posting it today, and all of this blurbling was today, and I get credit for that. So between yesterday and now I totally meet the unwritten requirements for “almost”. And Mr Figgs is happy to be a part of your morning scroll.

Happy Wednesday, everyone. Don’t forget to water the hanging baskets. And check your shoes for cat yarf.