Almost Daily Cat Haiku

A new fury feline friend for most of you, say hello to Jejuninesses Goyangi. Or just “June” for short. They are Soggy Sox the Third’s three-quarters cousin once removed on their mother’s side.

I will follow June’s example as I prepare for another summer backyard bash, and spend most of my today napping. I will be Stealth Napping™, however, as I am sure there are others who prefer I “do something” and even insist it be something “productive” throughout the day. These people are silly, and should not be taken seriously.

The festivities calendared for this afternoon won’t be all bad. There is a strong rumor cake and ice-cream will be available. Granted, the inclusion of such delicacies will of course decrease the average annum per guest. But even I can suffer through the overt presence of too many children if I get cake and ice-cream. And besides, if the event becomes to arduous, I can always go inside and reorganize the host’s kitchen utensils in a manner that is neither intuitive or helpful.

Jejuninesses appreciates your attention, but they would like you to leave them alone jow so they can nap some more.

I’ll see some of you this afternoon.  Thank you all very much for letting me nap. Unless you’re the one who didn’t. Then PTHHHBBBTTT to you.