Almost Daily Cat Haiku

This is Bebe. Or maybe it’s Bebé. I don’t know how fancy she is. She’s a funny looking cat. Usually she’s pretty cool to work with, but sometimes, something will get her going and then its just yap-yap-yap-yap-yap…

But as coworkers go, I could get a lot worse. She has a creepy habit of watching me eat, but she doesn’t have opposable thumbs so she can’t open the refrigerator and steal it. Thats one for the win column. Also, she has a cool stuffed raddish, and we play tug-of-war with it, and the boss can’t really get mad at me for goofing off because it’s his fault she’s here. Another win. Sure, she can’t answer the phone or type or collate or compose database query infrastructure. But I’ll take food security and playtime over job competence any day.

Happy Wednesday, everybody! Don’t forget, it’s National Ice-cream Day this Sunday. And that’s the kind of holiday you should totally start pregaming about four days out.