Almost Daily Cat Haiku

I was told her name is “Lizzie”.  But I’m the one with my thumbs on the keyboard, so i get to decide what the names are. And this young lady is most definitely Duchess Sproofleton McFloofypants. Don’t like it? Too bad. You’re not the one writing Cat Haikus. I have only this iota of power in the universe, and I will abuse it as I see fit.

Duchess Sproofleton McFloofypants is a Sagittarius, and likes long naps pretty much anywhere. She believes in the tooth fairy, would like to study geological anthropology or interstellar cartography, and hopes to some day be an interior decorator. Her perfect date would include a nap in a warm window, eating snacks, and yarffing up a hairball on someone’s pillow.

I hope you all have a pleasant Thursday. Find something to laugh at, drink water, and don’t forget to take the garbage out.