Almost Daily Cat Haiku

It’s Monday. I don’t have a lot of time for amusing ramblings because I need to put on pants and go to work. Capitalism sucks. We need an economic system that relies heavily on me sitting comfortably with a ball of fur purring in my lap. But until the math people figure out how to make that work, I need to work. And wear pants.

Don’t forget to eat. Go easy on the caffeine. Drink some water. And be kind.

Now go do the thing.