Almost Daily Cat Haiku

I have neglected the floof. Too many hours spent at work. I need to be at home more, so this floofiest of floofs has a lap to lay in. Perhaps I shouldn’t work. Perhaps I should dedicate my every waking hour to this floofy ball of floof. Perhaps I should build a Temple of Floof and adorn it in sparkles and crinkles and little feathery bits hanging from strings. Perhaps I should recruit others to join me in the temple, and we shall anoint ourselves with catnip and pay homage to all that is Floof.

May She prepare biscuits upon your belly. May Her purring bring you peace. May the Floof be with you.

(it’s totally not a cult)