Almost Daily Cat Haiku

Most of you probably don’t recognize these two. And that’s because you’ve never seen them before.

Yes. There are new Felis Domestica dwelling in our domicile. No, we did not adopt more cats. These fine feline fellows are simply visiting while they wait for the real estate market to simmer down a touch.

If you would like, say hello to Mrs. Sweatpants and Mr. Popo. They will not be replying, they lack the thumbs required to type on my phone. But I assure you, they are pleased to make your acquaintance. Providing, of course, you brought snacks.  They will not be taking questions at this time. No flash photography, please. And don’t forget to tip your servers.