Almost Daily Cat Haiku

Good morning, friends and families. It is Thursday, so the plants get watered. But garbage does not go out because nobody worked on Monday so that half of Thursday gets postponed until tomorrow. Don’t forget to half-thursday on Friday.

Writing is hard work. It takes dedication. And sacrifice. Today, for example, I have not yet eaten breakfast. I will eat once I finish typing, of course. I can only sacrifice so much. And with that, my tummy has lodged formal complaint with management. Good day to you all, may the waken hours bring you wonders and windfall.