Almost Daily Cat Haiku

No, Lady Marmalade does not actually drink coffee. Caffeine is bad for cats, which is why they spend so much time napping.

I was actually trying to get a picture of her in said napping state, but I am not as sneaky quiet as I think I am, and she woke up. She frequently looks surprised to be here when she wakes up. I often wonder where she goes when she sleeps. Is she off on grand adventures, knocking priceless artifacts off the shelves at the Louvre? Or maybe napping indulgently atop a mountain of silk piled within a towering antechamber at the Taj Majal. We shall never know.

What we do know, is she is apparently scared shitless every time I wake her up. So, sorry about that Miss Marmalade. I did not mean to frighten you so.  But it made for a cute picture! And now you’re a famous Haiku Model (that’s totally a thing).

Anycrud. I’m gonna go mow the lawn before it rains. Drive safe, everyone!