Almost Daily Cat Haiku

Hi. How are you? Yes. I’m asking you. No, I’m not talking to the cat, the cat is just a picture. No, you’re right, I suppose I could be talking to a picture. But I do not typically talk to pictures. I do frequently talk to cats though. No, I’m not suggesting you are a cat. Are you? A cat. Are you a cat? No, ok. I didn’t think so, but in this conversation I thought it polite to ask. Are you human? No, I suppose it doesn’t matter. But if you were an extraterrestrial being I would find that interesting and I would likely have more questions for you. Well, I might ask about your home world. Oh, I suppose that’s true, I hadn’t thought whether they had a home world or not. You’re right, that could be a touchy subject. Maybe I should ask where you’re from? Cleveland? Why would an extraterrestrial be from Cleveland? Second generation… I see. So could I ask where the Ohio born alien’s parents are from? Oh, that’s impolite, huh? Well, I guess I’ll just go back to the first question. Yeah. How are you? Oh, tired. Yeah. Me too.

Well. We can’t go back to bed. Gotta go to work. Yes. Going to work requires pants.