I should go back to bed. I think I need to go back to bed. There are little bugs running around in my skull. Mushing around in the gray matter. Burrowing into the folds and wrinkles. Eating up memories and tidbits of knowledge. I don’t know how they get in there, but they build up…

I almost didn’t get this one written. I couldn’t make my brain work because some neighbor’s lawn care company showed up at seven in the friggin morning and started howling at the rising sun with their friggin leaf blowers. I don’t hate much. Hate takes a lot of emotional energy and has zero positive impact.…

Somewhere in that busy morning schedule, she probably yarffed half of first breakfast too, I just haven’t stepped in it yet. A some of you may have noticed, there has been less “daily” and more “almost” in the Haiku flow recently. I have been very busy not mowing the lawn and not cleaning the house…

I completely understand the inexplicable gravity of a cardboard box. I feel the same way about bed. In fact, at any given moment, climbing into bed is a top five thought in my head. Minimum. I’m not sure anyone can fully appreciate how much I want to go back to bed. I’m fighting it right…

For those of you counting, yes. I missed yesterday. I had fully planned on penning a poem for you, but while sorting through pictures, waiting on inspiration, I dozed. When I awoke, The Time For Posting Haikus had passed. My only options were waiting until today, or time travel. And time travel requires physics, and…

This is Aries. Aries is a funny looking cat. But it’s ok to be a funny looking cat, especially if you are as adorable as Aries. He and my sibling rescued each other a couple years ago, and he declared ownership of the couch the day he moved in. He is such a lap cat.…

Marmalade likes to play hide & seek. It appears she is not very good at it. However. Comma. She only hides like this when she’s playing hide & seek. If she’s half behind the bottom fringe of a sheer curtain, all four feet and a tail hanging out, her vivid orange fur glaring through the…

I actually understand the mysteries of “how is that comfortable” better than most, at least in a general sense. I am not claiming to understand cats. Only that I too can sleep pretty much anywhere at anytime. I do, however, envy the cats for the universal permissions they are granted when it comes to napping.…

There is a piece of cat hair stuck in my eye. It has been there for an excruciating length of time. I have splashed water into my face multiple times. I have drained about half a bottle of Visine® into it. I watched the first eleven minutes of ‘Up’ on repeat until I ran out…

I woke up late, and did not have time for Haikuing, so unfortunately you get a recycled Haiku. This was posted in a previous incarnation of the ADCH, so if you are a newer friend or family you likely have not seen it. And even if you have seen it before, there’s a good chance…