Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, a lovely lady was bringing up three very lovely girls. For more than a year, ominous rumours had been privately circulating among high-level western leaders, please sir, I want some more.  We were somewhere around Barstow when the drugs began to take hold, it was…

This is not Ron Perlman. This is a picture of a cat. From what I have read, Mr Perlman does not like being compared to mainecoon cats.  So please don’t tell him I wrote this. And Ron, if you happen across this on your own, it’s not my fault. The internet made me do it.…

My head is full of odd socks and soggy shredded wheat. It makes braining difficult. When the grey stuff doesn’t do the thinking thing, I not word good. I do wish I had some blurbleage for you all. Sentient dust bunnies, or warring garden gnomes, or killer marigolds from outer space, or something. But unfortunately…

Blurble… blurble… And that’s all the time I have for today. Bye.

I still can’t word. My right eyeball is trying to leap out of my skull. This is a reoccurring intraocular effort. I do not endorse the activity, nor do I enjoy it. In fact, to use the proper medical terminology, it sucks. I will take drugs. And once I become drugulated, I will follow Mr…

Mr. Figgs always looks whiskery. Because he is just a whiskery cat. He is also my Super Special  Cat™. I’m not finding any words this morning. My brain would like to do the sleeping thing a bit more, and my eyes are on it’s side. I am losing this battle. Sinking deeper in my chair.…

Ever had to give a cat a pill? It’s ever so much fun. And if the cat in question is on the clever end of the cat personality spectrum, they learn pretty quick when pill time is and they become extraordinarily elusive. Finding them isn’t even the hard part. Once you locate the cat, you…

Chai always looks upset when she wakes up. Which is totally reasonable. Waking up is just the worst. I would very much like to be still asleep at this very moment, but I was forced from slumber by an overpowering urge to pee. And as those two conditions will yield undesirable outcomes should they persist…

Hellllloooooo Tuesday! I hope all of you faired well enough throughout our weather excitement yesterday. Tornado sirens and power outages are always good for a bit dramatic flare on Monday. I know some folks are still without electricity, and while I cannot provide any actual relief for that, I thought a derpy cat might at…

I’m not sure how I feel about this adjustment to my usual formatting. I think I’ll need to combine them into one picture, if I try this again. Today is a very important day. Today is Gary Gygax’s Birthday!! If you aren’t aware of who Gary Gygax was, you should totally spend the rest of…