Probably a little bit of everything, yeah? I dream of weird shit. And I mean, W E I R D. I’d go into detail, but this just isn’t that kind of blog-thingy. Here is for cats and Haiku and random rants about things. I suppose a dream could be the “thing” I randomly rant about……

And just like that. The week is half over. You all got any exciting plans for this chilly spring Thursday? Me, I got lots-o-plans. All kinds of stuff that needs doing. A map full of places that need going to. Literal piles of things that require both doing and going. It’s gonna be a real…

Yes. Sweatpants. I didn’t name her, but I would be proud to say I had, because that is an awesome cat name. I should also add a footnote, because while the vast majority of humans cannot have Mistress Sweatpants, there is one who can. And she is patiently waiting for them. And I get to…

Good morning, my periodic audience. I am glad to see you all this morning. Of course, I can’t actually ‘see’ any of you. Well. At least not ALL of you. Since you are reading theses words, I do know you have survive many many days on this planet. So one more will be easy. Put…

And now it’s back to work. Yes, writing cat Haiku is work. But I also need work that pays me money so I can afford to go on vacations to get away from the work….  Ahhh…. capitalism. I do, however, look forward to returning to work. Not just because my boss sometimes reads these, but…

No time for wingdings, ramblings, or memos. Maybe tomorrow.

Vacation is over. I am happy to see the cats. Floof is happy there aren’t strangers in the house. Most of the cats are happy there are laps to be sat upon. Perhaps some day Floof will forgive us and visit the laps again too.

Most of you probably don’t recognize these two. And that’s because you’ve never seen them before. Yes. There are new Felis Domestica dwelling in our domicile. No, we did not adopt more cats. These fine feline fellows are simply visiting while they wait for the real estate market to simmer down a touch. If you…

Oh. Hello there. I didn’t hear you come in. You’re probably wondering where I’ve been, and how the cats are doing, and whether or not I’m eating ice-cream at this very moment. Well, I’m not eating ice-cream at this very moment, and I just feel terrible about that. As far as where I’ve been for…

Hey. Haven’t seen you all in a while. Sorry. Been busy. Also been lazy. It happens. Well, the sun is shining now, and the lawn is full of crocuses, (or is it crocci?) and the cats are thoroughly enjoying the open windows. Hopefully I can finish up the indoor projects soon and maybe get the…