Bruni is an odd duck. And that’s ok. I’m writing this last night, and my head hurts, so this is gonna be short. Have some coffee, everyone. And be kind. You should probably should eat something too. (full disclosure, Bruni is not actually a duck)

I have neglected the floof. Too many hours spent at work. I need to be at home more, so this floofiest of floofs has a lap to lay in. Perhaps I shouldn’t work. Perhaps I should dedicate my every waking hour to this floofy ball of floof. Perhaps I should build a Temple of Floof…

It’s Monday. I don’t have a lot of time for amusing ramblings because I need to put on pants and go to work. Capitalism sucks. We need an economic system that relies heavily on me sitting comfortably with a ball of fur purring in my lap. But until the math people figure out how to…

A nice relaxing Saturday. That’s what I was hoping for. But noooooooo, it’s time to decorate the Yule outta this mf!!  That’s right, we are rolling deep in that festive spirit ’round here! We are gonna jingle the fucking bells, and roast the shit outta some chestnuts. Hells yeah! Christmas AF up in here. But……

She was hiding for some of the day, too. From the vacuum. The evil vacuum… But I put the vacuum away, and now all is safe again in her queendom. I did spend most of yesterday cleaning and moving things around and dragging plastic crates of Christmas decorations down the stairs, all of which is…

I was just trying to get a picture of the chonk meister sleeping. I don’t know where her head went. She had a head a couple minutes ago. She was snoring through that head for a good half hour. But when I looked at the picture, no head. I’m sure she’ll find it when the…

Yet again, it has been a few days too many since I Haikued. I would like to blame the general chaos that is Thanksgiving, but mostly, I’ve just been lazy. But, now that the Day of Eating has passed, I will definitely be more focused and on task. Or maybe not. For the moment, I…

Today is a napping day. Every day is a napping day, but today is a really good napping day. Today might be a hot-cocoa for breakfast and a lap full of cat by a crackling fireplace while I nap kinda day.

Well, another Thanksgiving in the books. Copious numbers of tacos were consumed by all, and there was pie for breakfast today.  But as many of you rush off to embrace your capitalistic urges, or perhaps the couch will be your destination as seasonal sports-balls begin; we should all take a moment to remember what Thanksgiving…

I probably don’t have time for a nap today. I have too many tacos to make. A recycled haiku today. I haven’t made time for writing this week, Thanksgiving prep has monopolized most of my time and all of my little grey cells. But I’m still here, and I’m still making words. Happy Turkey Eve,…