Hi. I missed a couple days there. Sorry. I could probably have a whole page dedicated dedicated to just this one fuzzball. Because she is just so ridiculously adorable!! But then I’d have to write TWO Haiku a day, and I’m not even keeping up with one. So FlooferNoofer’s fame and fortune will have to…

There are moments, more than I should probably admit, in which I know the cats have a higher purpose, one we mere humans are not privy to. If their goal is world domination, I beg them, do it. In my best Arnold voice: “DO IT. DO IT NOW”.  But, alas, the human race is destined…

The stuff grows wild all over my yard. Because I let it. And I let it because then I get moments like this. And let’s face it, moments like this are what having a cat is all about. Happy Saturday, everybody. I hope today brings you cake and warm naps.

Before you ask, yes, the tunnel on the left has teeth. It’s a shark. And it crinkles. Bruni (right) likes to lay in wait in either of the two tunnels until an unsuspecting sibling walks past, then he “attacks”. His attacks mostly consist of bolting out of his hidey-hole at approximately mach 27 and then…

Just a heads up. This one isn’t a cat. Not sure if you noticed. So, one of my nephews drew this. Unprompted. And I did actually stumble across it while trying to get a cup of coffee. I’m not really bothered by it. In fact, it inspired a short story idea I’ll probably write if…

What day is it? Wednesday? That sounds right. I need a nap. Preferably curled up on HUGE pillow like one of these ridiculously adorable furballs. I mean, seriously, do they practice this shit?  No. NO NAPS! There is no napping. Only Zuul. Anyway. Hope your Wednesday doesn’t suck!

First winter has descended. Crashing through the final browning remnants of autumn still clinging to their branches and encasing our automobiles and patio furniture in its icy slag.  For those of you who haven’t satiated the annual cravings for pie spices and light sweaters, you needn’t fret. As I mentioned, this is only first winter,…

I’m sure this is no surprise to all my faithful readers (and I thank both of you) but cats aren’t big fans of winter. Or cold weather in general. They can get a little expressive of their intolerance for lesser temperatures. Collette is especially susceptible to this phenomenon. She is a world-class glarer. But she…

I’ve spent most of the weekend organizing Lego pieces. It’s been awesome. There’s something profoundly peaceful about separating a big bucket of random Lego bricks into their specific types, and then each type into various sizes, and then each size by color. It’s just… nice. Hope you enjoyed this rare Sunday Cat Haiku! Now go…

I should have used this one for Halloween. But I didn’t notice that smile until today. She’s a great cat. But kinda creepy. I missed you all yesterday. There is no grand tale of heroics or horrors that kept me away. I just sat down to vegetate and completely forgot about doing one. It happens.…